Thursday, May 05, 2005

Howdy, Chitlins!! Hope everyone's doing fine.
Austin City Limits Festival tickets are on sale now, and the lineup of some of the bands has been announced as well. I'm personally revved up for it, given how much fun I just had at Jazz fest and the lineup that they just announced for ACL. All of you guys should go, because it will be super kickass fun. The ACL festival was a little overcrowded last year, but this year they are releasing 10,000 less tickets, so hopefully that will remedy that problem.
Here is the email address so you don't even have to look it up!
http://www.aclfestival.com/
There are some really great bands in the lineup, and there should be something in there for everyone.
http://www.aclfestival.com/festival/default.asp
Ryan "Roundball" Steans, my "special needs" brother, is supposed to be in attendance, following me around and drooling on himself while gawking at the pretty lights and sounds. Sister-in-law Jamie McSteans may also be in attendance, doing her robot dance and eating funnel cakes.
You people are probably wondering why I sound like an advertisement for ACL Fest, but basically it's because as fun as the festival is, it's even more fun if you've got a gaggle of friends who are also there to party with you.

And in a final little note for today, thank God the Texas legislature has gotten back to the important business of protecting its citizens from harm.
http://www.cnn.com/2005/LAW/05/05/cheerleaders.law.reut/index.html
If only this law had been in effect when I was still in junior high, I'm sure it would have prevented me from thinking about sex every 10 seconds (along with every other adolescent male in my school). Anyway, screw the fact that schools across the state are cheating on their standardized test scores because their students are illiterate
(http://www.cnn.com/2005/EDUCATION/05/05/houston.schools.ap/index.html)
and foster kids are being ousted from their homes because our legislature is homophobic- the important thing is that we stop the dirty old men in our legislature from being tempted by our hip shakin' high school girls!!!! (By the way, what have high school girls got to be thinking now that they've been informed that their ability to dance seductively presents a clear and present danger to the State of Texas? Surely their desire to control and dominate male Texans will be fueled by this acknowledgement of their superhuman pschosexual powers... Damn. I knew that it was only a matter of time before high school girls took over this state.)

4 comments:

The League said...

Why were you thinking about every other adolescent male in your school every ten seconds?

quote: I'm sure it would have prevented me from thinking about sex every 10 seconds (along with every other adolescent male in my school)

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