Steanso on Holiday

So I'm off to Houston today, and jolly ol' England tomorrow. I'm not a very good traveller in the sense of enjoying riding on planes and in cars and whatnot, but I typically enjoy my destinations once I get there.
I know it will be difficult, but you Adventurers try to entertain yourselves in my absence. While I'm gone, I would appreciate it if you guys could: help UT win the college baseball world series, fix the economy, and bring democracy to Iran. Oh yeah- see if you can also get North Korea to chill out with those nukes. I guess that's it.
Everyone have a good time while I'm gone!
Peace.