Death to Twitter

Well, the cat's out of the bag and the story's up on CNN, so I might as well spill the beans. My post was actually short today because I was up all night getting ready to launch my cyber attack on Twitter today. I figure that many of you may have already learned of the Twitter attacks and suspected my involvement after my prior rants about this particularly annoying form of social media, and I just can't see the point in hiding the truth any longer. A blow struck against Twitter is a blow struck for thoughtful conversation and freedom everywhere! The revolution has begun!!!!
(And CNN reports that some Twitter and Facebook expressed "near-panic" that the sites were not working properly. I'm not sure whether I should just be laughing at these people or weeping for our society. Of course, I guess nothing says I can't do both.)